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Chaos Bio

For accounts where every post is a chaotic story. Spite is the universal love language.

{NAME} · {AGE} · {CITY}
professional overthinker
fueled by {DRINK} and spite
{LINK_TEXT}

Platform

Instagram

Vibe

Humorous

Length

82 / 150

Placeholders

5

Fill in these placeholders

What to swap in

The template has 5 placeholders wrapped in {CURLY_BRACES}. Copy the template, then find-and-replace each placeholder with your own text. Remember the platform's character limit when picking word lengths.

{NAME}{AGE}{CITY}{DRINK}{LINK_TEXT}

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How to use this template

1 · Copy

Click the Copy button above to grab the full template — symbols, line breaks, and placeholders included.

2 · Personalise

Paste it into a notes app first. Replace each {PLACEHOLDER}with your text. Keep the symbols and line breaks intact — they're what makes the template feel intentional.

3 · Paste in Instagram

Bio under your profile — 150 chars, supports line breaks and emoji. Your filled-in version should land near the 150-char limit; trim words if it spills over.

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Frequently asked questions

Can I just copy this template and paste it into Instagram?

Yes — but replace the {PLACEHOLDER} fields first. Paste the template into a notes app, swap each {NAME}, {ROLE}, {CITY} (etc.) with your own text, then copy the filled-in version and paste it into your Instagram bio.

Will the line breaks show on Instagram?

Yes — Instagram, LinkedIn, Bumble, and YouTube About sections all preserve \n line breaks in bios.

Why does this template use humorous decorations?

Sarcastic, self-deprecating, ironic — for chronically-online comedy. For accounts where every post is a chaotic story. Spite is the universal love language.

Can I edit the decorations or shorten the template?

Absolutely. Templates are starting points — keep what works, drop what doesn't. If you need a shorter version, remove a line or two; if you want a different feel, swap the decorations (✦ → ♡, ─ → ━, etc.). Browse other templates on this page for decoration ideas.