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Self-Roast Twitter

Self-deprecating gets follows on twitter. The 'still bad' twist is the joke.

{NAME}. {AGE}. mostly tired.
posts go through like 4 drafts. they're still bad.
{LINK_TEXT}

Platform

Twitter / X

Vibe

Humorous

Length

86 / 160

Placeholders

3

Fill in these placeholders

What to swap in

The template has 3 placeholders wrapped in {CURLY_BRACES}. Copy the template, then find-and-replace each placeholder with your own text. Remember the platform's character limit when picking word lengths.

{NAME}{AGE}{LINK_TEXT}

Use it on Twitter / X

How to use this template

1 · Copy

Click the Copy button above to grab the full template — symbols, line breaks, and placeholders included.

2 · Personalise

Paste it into a notes app first. Replace each {PLACEHOLDER}with your text. Keep the symbols and line breaks intact — they're what makes the template feel intentional.

3 · Paste in Twitter / X

160-char bio — links and hashtags eat fast. Your filled-in version should land near the 160-char limit; trim words if it spills over.

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Frequently asked questions

Can I just copy this template and paste it into Twitter / X?

Yes — but replace the {PLACEHOLDER} fields first. Paste the template into a notes app, swap each {NAME}, {ROLE}, {CITY} (etc.) with your own text, then copy the filled-in version and paste it into your Twitter / X bio.

Will the line breaks show on Twitter / X?

Twitter/X preserves line breaks in your bio but renders them as space on the public profile view in some clients. The breaks survive the data but visual presentation varies.

Why does this template use humorous decorations?

Sarcastic, self-deprecating, ironic — for chronically-online comedy. Self-deprecating gets follows on twitter. The 'still bad' twist is the joke.

Can I edit the decorations or shorten the template?

Absolutely. Templates are starting points — keep what works, drop what doesn't. If you need a shorter version, remove a line or two; if you want a different feel, swap the decorations (✦ → ♡, ─ → ━, etc.). Browse other templates on this page for decoration ideas.